blogging, hawaii, Natasha Kai, polynesian tattoos, samoa, Soccer World Cup, strong pacific women, tattoo time, tattoos, telesa, womens professional soccer

Tattoo Time:Natasha Kai

We've had six Tattoo Time Tributes here on Sleepless in Samoa and today marks a historic first in the series - our first female feature! (Because we are an equal opportunity and non-sexist blogosphere.) We like to pay tribute to tattoos and the Polynesians who rock them because they play a huge part in  my… Continue reading Tattoo Time:Natasha Kai

Bella, challenges and joys of parenthood, children, head lice, mother, New Zealand, samoa

Dirty Words

                     What I wish uku-killing assassins looked like.Today I'm going to use some filthy language on this blog. Guaranteed to send the fainter-hearted amongst you, running for the hills.Head lice.We've got 'em. Do you?I've blogged about this nasty stuff before - Waging War on Princess Leia Only… Continue reading Dirty Words

Auckland University, author, childhood dreams, fantasies, Han Solo, Harrison Ford, samoa, Star Wars, Steven Spielberg, writing

Fantasy Realization

Everybody has those daydream fantasies when you're a kid growing up. No, not the ones where Han Solo knocks on your door and says, 'I've been searching the galaxy for you, come let us fly away into hyperspace together...' NO. I mean the fantasies where you think about what you want to be 'when you… Continue reading Fantasy Realization

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Why I’m not a rockstar.

Im here in Samoa for a week, with the Hot Man, the Princess and the Bella Beast.  We're staying at the Hotel Amanaki which is a beautiful hotel. (And not just because the Hot Man built it.)The Beast is very enamored of the Hotel Amanaki. Especially because it has a swimming pool, her favorite food… Continue reading Why I’m not a rockstar.

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Is it Time to Shut Up?

You know what's scary? Going to a dinner function where you know nobody so you put your brave face on. And then when you're 'mingling' industriously,  you meet one, two, three, four (oh sh**) five different strangers who say - "Yes, I know you. I read your blog!"Way to put your blathering blithering rants into… Continue reading Is it Time to Shut Up?

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I went to the White House. And I wasn’t speechless with awe.

 #2 in the 12 Days of Christmas Traditions - The Christmas Decor of Doom and Destruction.        "Mothers are the makers of Christmas magic and memories." This is my mother's Christmas philosophy. This is what drives her every year to transform our house into a veritable Christmas wonderland. Nobody tops my mother's Christmas… Continue reading I went to the White House. And I wasn’t speechless with awe.

Amanda Hocking, Bob Mayer, Joe Konrath, kristen lamb, samoa, samoa writing, self-publishing, telesa

Seven Essentials for Self-Publishing

              If you're a writer thinking about taking that leap into the publishing world, what do you need? (according to my very limited experience!) Warning, this is a long blog post. Only read it if you really want to know what is required to publish your writing...1. A well-written book.… Continue reading Seven Essentials for Self-Publishing

children, daughters, grandmothers, motherhood, parenting, Plantation House, relationships, samoa, Telesa launch

Screaming Mothers. And Humming Daughters.

Me and my Beautiful Mum.Dear Big Daughter Sade,This morning I was helping your grandmother prepare for a night of literature and dessert at her design store cafe - Plantation House. She had invited forty guests and was getting rather stressed about the upcoming event. She'd asked me to drive her to the grocery store early… Continue reading Screaming Mothers. And Humming Daughters.

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From Me to You.

In a few hours I will fly out to Samoa where I will spend a week in various TELESA book launch activities. I will do things like - chat to media at a press conference, visit a school or two, bake furiously for a Literary Evening at Plantation House, sign books at some local bookshops,… Continue reading From Me to You.